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HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...

AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!

TAGS: obama romney bayonets westillusebayonets bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....

GIVE 'EM THE BAYONET! - Because cold steel is more effective than apologies


TAGS: obama bayonets afghanistan high casualties
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 7:03 pm
We were issued AT-4s thoe, Oh the FOBBITS and REMFS who were getting blown up by Mortars and IDF's why we were kicking down doors in Sadr city. Or Mailboys got sh** at blown up more times going from the green zone to BIAP everyday.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
deployed in what capacity? There are some positions (like base camp commandos or REMFs) that don't get bayonets.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 9:15 am
He said we use less.....I've deployed several times and was never issued a bayonet

PETA Insanity -

Humanity and Decency -

I'VE GOT A FEVER.. - And the only cure is MORE BAYONET!

BAYONETS - Because when technology fails, infantrymen don't.

DE OPPRESSO LIBER - New statue unveiled commemorating the Special Forces troops who hunted terrorists in Afghanistan...on horseback.

THE BAYONET - Because bowing doesn't win wars.

HEY OBAMA - We still use bayonets

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 6:59 pm
Judging by the CAMO and M-16 obama wasn't even president when this ph**o was taken, hell this picture is so old he was still in KENYA
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
Obama kills more men with bayonets on their weapons too.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:34 pm
To be fair to mfguy, even I made 3 based on that one..it was the funniest debate moment ever....and his base actually was proud!
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 11:18 am
Hmmm, maybe a little of both. I needed a place to upload and tag a bunch of these so they make Google, but i'm done now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2012, 11:15 am

Aren't you just doing what you're always accusing Vik of doing? Or are you just making a point?

TASK FORCE DAGGER - "They told us: Get on the horse and let’s move. We were able to adapt.”

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 5:59 pm
Do you think horse tastes like dog?


TAGS: obama submarines horses bayonets
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
I'll put my money on 'submarines'.
crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
About as much good as 150 sailors waving sabres in the air, charging the front door of that school, I'd imagine. =) Every situation calls for a different amount of force, obviously. But when you're talking about Iran going nuclear... well...
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
Interesting a***ogy, my friend. But what good would 200 megatons of BOOM do when the enemy is three snipers, 15oo miles inland in the desert, holed up in a school full of children and taking pot sh**s at females who are trying to vote?
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:38 pm
Imagine this: Take the crew of USS Kentucky, and get them out of the water, and on the beach. Give every last one of them a sabre. Are they still as scary as they were, when they were sitting pretty, under 50 feet of water, with 200 megatons of BOOM?
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
I wish it were that easy, my friend. However, our enemies' TTPs dictate that they launch their attacks while using civilians as cover. Sure, a submarine, could launch a 33 million dollar cruise missile to kill one terrorist, but they'd also kill civilians
simplegenius - October 26, 2012, 4:14 pm
As much as he is wrong on the issue, a point could be made that a sub could accurately launch missiles into Afghanistan/Iraq/Iran/Syria or any other country and hit any target it wanted to.. Carriers and Destroyers & Cruisers could also launch missiles.

HORSES AND BAYONETS? - Sounds like malarkey, Mr. President

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Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:57 pm
I wonder if Biden would have found Obama's quintessential prog demonstration of stupidity as funny as a nuclear Iran...

Thunder Bay -

I can mock Global Warming to the end of time -

Surprised terrorism is not worse -

O'REILLY SAYS ROMNEY LOST FINAL DEBATE - Disappointed O’Reilly Slams Mitt : "Romney Didn’t Do Anything, Nothing." (When Fox News says a GOP candidate lost...you know you are in trouble!)

MITT TOO STUPID TO LEAD... LOSES FINAL DEBATE. - Romney: "We have less stuff since 1917!" President Obama: “Uh, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military's changed. "

TAGS: romney debate bayonet battleship obama
Rating: 2/5

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KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 11:50 pm
Still used horses in Afghanistan...and still use bayonets...too bad the president didn't know that...it wasn't optimal I guess.

MITT AGREES WITH EVERYTHING! ESPECIALLY THAT HE LOST! - Finally! All Americans can agree on something.


TAGS: bayonet mitt
Rating: 1.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 9:01 pm
Isn't that a bababa bamster quote?
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:40 pm
So are sidearms. =)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 7:37 pm
Not true at all. Bayonets are invaluable in close quarter fighting. Even the brits know: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0bd_1249524865

PRESIDENT OBAMA WINS DEBATE - In every major poll, voters agree that President Obama crushed Romney. (Romney brought a bayonet, Obama brought his tank.)

TAGS: romney debate bayonet obama battleship
Rating: 1.63/5

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thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Of course only a liberal POG would think we don't use bayonets. FAIL..like the rest of your life.

PRESIDENT OBAMA WINS DEBATE - That sound you are hearing is Romney's campaign sinking.

IF WISHFUL DREAMING WAS HORSES... - ...beggars would be riders.

TAGS: romney loses election horses bayonett
Rating: 1.57/5

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fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The A-s-s-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt’
fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The a**-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt'
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:17 pm
Obama is having democrats turn against him left and right, but he is still predicting a victory.. No one is faulting Obama for that.
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:16 pm
..win lose or draw.. I would not follow a leader who would simply hang his head before the final result and say "well we tried, may as well throw in the towel." would you?
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:15 pm
do you have down syndrome romneyisatool (if you can name-call with your name, i can ask that?) He is a leader, he isn't going to back off even at the brink of a possible loss, that isn't what leaders do, they rally their people to do what is needed...

Democrats -

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi -

More Outrageous Lies From the Liar-In-Chief -

John Kerry Unleashes The Mother Of All Facepalms -

Democrats -

This Will Not End Well -

TAGS: obama gitmo guantanamo bay islamic terrorists radical muslims barack traitor treason tyrant despot dictator king hussein democrat dhimmitude appeasement liberal lunacy barry soetoro liberalism moonbats is a mental disorder
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - January 15, 2016, 2:22 pm
And no one raises an eyebrow? That is why we need a non-politician for President

Real Stuntmen have no safety nets or CGI -

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Rating: 3.96/5

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crankyhead - June 27, 2015, 10:17 am
Because clearly, the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea, is overflowing with democracy loving republicans, am I right? #sarcasm
fauxnews - June 26, 2015, 6:04 pm
Window dressing. He also considered himself and his party to be Christian and there is even a picture of him with the Pope. Hmmm...guess it must be true,and not one of Hitler's many manipulations,right?You make it too "freasy" mate.Take it "easy" X-D(2/2)
fauxnews - June 26, 2015, 6:02 pm
You mean Hitler never lied? X-D P.S. You are right, you know nothing about history. The Nazi party was a fascist party on the far-right spectrum of political ideology. That name was one of many attempts to make his party more appealing to the masses(1/2)
freasy - June 26, 2015, 5:49 pm
NAZI - National SOCIALIST PARTY, again no idea of history.
guest818 - June 26, 2015, 4:03 pm
^_^ Welcome
Zeitguy - June 25, 2015, 11:03 pm
Star lord speaks the truth.
guest818 - June 24, 2015, 9:21 pm
Nor is it "outrageous". It is capitalism working. And whenever capitalism works in the service of democracy and human rights it is always progress in the right direction.
guest818 - June 24, 2015, 9:19 pm
[#77471thru#77474] is a juvenile “fallacy of relevance”-ie.2wrongs dont make a right.Let’s hope the free market continues with this trend and bans all those OTHER hateful items as well.It is not censorship if this how the market chooses to regulate itself
rebeccaolsen - June 24, 2015, 7:36 pm
You are one angry MMess today. Why would anyone here get "outraged" over your shopping list, hun? Creepy that you own all of that stuff? Yes. Outraged? Nope. Don't worry - nobody here wants to take away your 'precious' belongings. Keep it :)
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 24, 2015, 7:25 pm
No outrage over this?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 24, 2015, 7:25 pm
and you can even buy "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Mein-Kampf-Adolf-Hitler/dp/0395925037
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 24, 2015, 7:22 pm
and this: http://www.amazon.com/Einsatz-Vintage-Metal-Sign-Military/dp/B0094WSHUK/
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 24, 2015, 7:21 pm
Strange how you can still buy this flag on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/USSR-Russia-Polyester-Russian-Banner/dp/B000G2OYI6
fauxnews - June 24, 2015, 4:43 pm
Yeah, I forgot. Sorry about that. Hitler was also a liberal. Didn't ya hear? And dogs are cats and cats are dogs. X-D Sounds like Bizarro Superman is the new official head of the GOP.
Cannabal - June 24, 2015, 3:34 pm
Now, Faux, the Rebel (Confederate) Flag is a Democrat flag, of course no Republican will care if no one can buy it. It's a threat to the Union and the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, don't ya know?